Soy makes you gay

Dec 12, 2006 at 4:08 PM
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Did you hear? Soy makes you gay. Or that's what the wingnuts now say. That's why all Asians whose diet consists heavily of soy products (like tofu) are gay and their population is dying out. Like in China.

If this bears out, I suggest we require all schools to replace all cow milk with soy milk immediately. Further, I would mandate all frat parties replace each beer with a glass of soy milk. And a tab of ecstasy. And a camera.

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so, 'splain something to me. is this a good thing, or a bad thing? [snicker]
odd, though. as much soy as I eat, you'd think my golfing be somewhat less atrocious.
/snark

Well, soy and gay both end in 'y', so...there you go.

Also, send me the tape. ;)

Annabelle replied to lightandstorm’s comment:
Dec 12, 2006
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And they have three letters each. Mere coincidence? I think not.

lightandstorm replied to Annabelle’s comment:
Dec 12, 2006
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And 'soy' rhymes with 'boy', which we all know is what causes men who eat soy to like boys in the first place. Seriously, they are just *now* catching up with this? Geez.